Yanni Be There

Jan Ullrich, master of the pan flute, former Tour de France winner, windshield diver, ecstasy trance dancer (retired) subject of Swiss doping investigation. And I bet he thought being a German national and settling in Switzerland would leave him tucked away from the prying fingers of the past where he could put his feet up on a winter’s night and enjoy a pleasant fondue. Is God punishing him for having a powerful, low-cadence pedaling style that has fallen out of vogue since the Lance Dance came tap dancing along? Weigh in below.