Will milk become the new go-to explanation for failed doping tests—‘I drank too much milk and it threw off my T/E ratio.’ Tune in this July to find out.
Read all about milk/estrogen/cancer in an upcoming issue of the Journal of Chromatography B.
The hippies may have been right after all. But consider:
Tofu=cancer
Red meat=cancer
Chicken=eating chicken scat
Soy milk=cancer
So what are we supposed to eat?
Soylent Green—it’s clearly the only safe answer. After all, 2022 is just around the corner. . .
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