File Under Dope Test Evasion

A guy who gets bludgeoned for a living is afraid of needles? Right.

http://mobile.latimes.com/inf/infomo;JSESSIONID=9C8AFA48E2609A51B3F1.5045?view=page3&feed:a=latimes_1min&feed:c=sportsnews&feed:i=51984779&nopaging=1

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Dishes done for DiLuca

Oop, spaghett! Didn't he get the memo from Rico Suave' about the 'new' clean cycling?

http://velonews.competitor.com/2010/02/news/di-luca-suspended-for-2-years_103581

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Ricco Not so Suave

Does the baby get injected wth CERA too? Jesus Christ.

http://velonews.competitor.com/2010/01/news/riccos-girlfriend-tests-positive-for-cera_103314

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The Tainted Supplement Strikes Another Innocent American

http://velonews.competitor.com/2010/01/news/zirbels-b-sample-positive_103374

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Zirbel: Waiting is the hardest part - VeloNews

The tainted supplement strikes again. This time it finds its way into Tom Zirbel's food chain. Was it bunk krill oil? Chinese glucosamine? Time will tell.
http://velonews.competitor.com/2009/12/news/zirbel-waiting-is-the-hardest-part_102113

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French investigate Astana medical equipment - VeloNews

Oops! Tiger 2.0 here it comes. Or not?
http://velonews.competitor.com/2009/12/news/french-investigate-astana-medical-equipment_102067

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Dr. Feelgood Eh

Fancy a pint of Actovegin?
http://mobile.nytimes.com/article?a=518101&f=27

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Cow's Blood is Fun Blood for this Doc

http://mobile.nytimes.com/article?a=518101&f=19

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NYT: In That Mass of Muscle, Kidney

Bodybuilders, the only cohort more intent on doping themselves to death than cyclists.

Check this then ask yourself, how did these beefcakes ever get health insurance?
http://mobile.nytimes.com/article?a=516032&f=19

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Matteo Priamo suspended four years for supplying CERA to former teammate Emmanuelle Sella - VeloNews

http://mobile.velonews.com/article/99977

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Fuji rider suspended for EPO - VeloNews

Oop! Spagett!
http://mobile.velonews.com/article/99832

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Business Item

dirty all around but bet they didn't have to offer kickbacks to any pro cyclists to use aranesp.
http://mobile.latimes.com/inf/infomo;JSESSIONID=546A969F569C08BC83CC.4122?view=page2&feed:a=latimes_1min&feed:c=businessnews&feed:i=50185935

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The UCI"s response to the AFLD report on the 2009 Tour de France - VeloNews

Yawn. Someone wake me up when a superstar pays off the right person and this all goes away.
http://mobile.velonews.com/article/99666

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The Chicken finds a new roost: Rasmussen says he's found a European team - VeloNews

Fuck you, Rasmussen, find another career.

http://mobile.velonews.com/article/99629

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Ullrich dismisses latest doping allegations - VeloNews

24 visits to a gynecologist. He'll speak when ready.

Does Jan secretly have a vagina?
http://mobile.velonews.com/article/99462

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